"Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself."

"We don't work for each other, We work with each other."

"Who would venture upon the journey of life, if compelled to begin it at the end?"

"Listen: We are here to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."

"A man said to the Universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the Universe, 'the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.'"

"The universe is made of stories, not of atoms."

"To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise."

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds."

"Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections."

"We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all."

"Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black."

"We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought."