"That orgy of wishful thinking that has passed for logic in the present century."

"No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad."

"The best answer to answer to anger is silence."

"How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world."

"Probably all laws are useless, for good men do not want laws at all, and bad men are made no better by them."

"Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace."

"It's not vanity to know your own good points. It would just be stupidity if you didn't; It's only vanity when you get puffed up about them."

"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups."

"Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean."

"For in all legends men have thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd."

"Courage without conscience is a wild beast."

"When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag."