"Most joyful the Poet be;It is through him that all men see."

"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made."

"Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event."

"Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor."

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once."

"Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close."

"Reputations are created every day and every minute."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible."

"It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

"Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said."