"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House."

"What force is more potent than love?"

"What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."

"INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act."

"There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime."

"May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty."