"In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us."

"Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts."

"Immortality -- a fate worse than death."

"Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing."

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."

"Most affections are habits or duties we lack the courage to end."

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."

"He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain."

"Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it thousands of times."

"True love allows each person to follow his or her own path, aware that doing so can never drive them apart."

"The art of progress is to preserve order amid change."

"The human mind must believe in something, so why not let it believe what it does believe."