"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"We're all in this alone."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

"If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up."

"I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success."

"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."

"What omniscience has music! So absolutely impersonal, yet every sufferer feels his secret sorrow soothed."

"When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to say No, so you can understand the other fellow's side."