"To live is well, but to live well is better"

"Do not spit in the well - you may be thirsty by and by."

"There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out."

"A spoken word is not a sparrow. Once it flies out, you can't catch it."

"Gossip needs no carriage."

"A kind word is like a spring day."

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."

"If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

"At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year."

"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table."

"We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men."

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you."