"I desire the Poles carnally."

"Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys."

"Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show."

"The people are that part of the state that does now know what it wants."

"Desire is the most important factor in the success of any athlete."

"Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?"

"He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven."

"The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups."

"The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."

"You are only as old as the woman you feel."

"Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in."

"Good questions outrank easy answers."