"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

"It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you."

"Use missteps as stepping stones to deeper understanding and greater achievement."

"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."

"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."

"In life every man is on a ladder. The steps of that ladder are different for everyone but the last step is the same, that being death."

"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am."

"I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower."

"Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef."

"I am never afraid of what I know."