"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at."

"A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by."

"The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level."

"One thing you can give and still keep is your word."

"Every man's work shall be made manifest."

"God can be addressed, but not expressed."