"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."

"If a million people see my movie, I hope they see a million different movies."

"The idea of wilderness needs no defense, it only needs defenders."

"Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process."

"There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory."

"If you fear change, leave it here."

"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes."

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."

"God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide."

"Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night."

"Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it."