"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"For several days after my first book was published, I carried it about in my pocket and took surreptitious peeps at it to make sure the ink had not faded."

"I decided long ago never to walk in anyonea€?s shadow. If I fail, if I succeed, at least Ia€?ll live as I believe."

"HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate."

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

"Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar."

"Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important, and wishing never works."