"I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard."

"With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost."

"Every person has free choice. Free to obey or disobey the Natural Laws. Your choice determines the consequences. Nobody ever did, or ever will, escape the consequences of his choices."

"Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off."

"I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent."

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."

"If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt."

"They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason."