"When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature."

"Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are."

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

"Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough."

"Sometimes we may learn more from a man's errors, than from his virtues."

"Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less."

"Worse than a bad musician is a mercenary (musician). We need money to live but we don鈥檛 live to receive money. Besides, a pig with a gold chain on his neck always will be a pig"