"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders."

"A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad."

"Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment."

"If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one."

"[On recognizing China] But if you recognize anyone it does not mean you like them. For instance, we all recognize the right honourable gentleman the member for Ebbw Vale."

"The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is."