"Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth."

"The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet well understood."

"If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy."

"Life is too short to be taken seriously."

"#3547. A thing continues to exist as long as is usual with things of that nature."

"An aspiring politician should know that attacking a man is much easier than attacking his points, but attacking his points is much more useful."

"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over."

"Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it."

"He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young."

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment."

"In an argument, you have to learn to control your emotions. The other person is the revolver, but you are the trigger. The revolver won't hurt you as long as the trigger isn't pulled."

"To be great is to be misunderstood."