"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Solutions are not the answer."

"Blame someone else and get on with your life."

"The man who is fond of books is usually a man of lofty thought, and of elevated opinions."

"Morality is the weakness of the mind."

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards"

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."