"#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done."

"A word to the wise is infuriating."

"I love people, it's mankind I can't stand."

"After the greatest clouds, the sun."

"Life always sucks. It's just that sometimes that feels very good."

"The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example."

"Streets full of water; please advise."

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."

"If there were a verb meaning 'to believe falsely,' it would not have any significant first person, present indicative."

"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."

"It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs. I needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer."

"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one."